Upity!
I grew up in Hinsdale. I know exactly what you mean by upity. (Don't worry. I'm not a snob like 99.9% of the people who live there. I hate 'Hinsdalians'!)
All my life, I never knew there was a cemetery back there.
Ok, who wants to be in charge of calling the po-po?
I don't like po-po. Especially Hinsdale po-po. They all have rods up their rears.